THE HIPPOCRATIC PARTY EXPLANATORY GUIDE
A Practical Walkthrough for Citizens, Officials, and the Occasionally Confused Relative
Introduction
The Hippocratic Party Governance Platform is built on one foundational belief:
If you want to serve the public, you shouldn’t be simultaneously trying to get rich, get reelected forever, or get your cousin’s crypto startup listed on a foreign exchange.
This guide explains the “why” behind the rules.
1. Executive Term Integrity
Why automatic impeachment AND automatic conviction?
Because the Constitution says two terms, not “two terms unless you’re feeling ambitious.”
If someone tries to float a third term—trial balloon, podcast hint, or “just asking questions”—the Hippocratic Party treats it like a constitutional fire alarm.
Why automatic conviction?
Because the country doesn’t need another six‑month Senate drama to confirm what everyone already knows.
Why the $1 billion fine?
Because anyone bold enough to attempt a third term probably has donors bold enough to cover it.
2. Senate Term Structure
One term. That’s it.
Senators get one term to do their job.
Not three. Not six. Not “I’ve been here since the Cold War.”
Afterward, they take a two‑year sabbatical—a time for reflection, gardening, or remembering what normal people pay for groceries.
3. House Term Structure
Three terms, then a breather.
House members may serve up to three consecutive terms.
Then they take a two‑year break to reconnect with their district, rediscover humility, or learn how to pump their own gas.
4. Eligibility for the Presidency
Yes, they can still run.
Former Senators and Representatives who have completed their term‑limit obligations remain eligible for the Presidency.
The Hippocratic Party believes in second chances—just not fourth terms.
5. Financial Restrictions
The “No, You Can’t Trade That” Rulebook
Why so many restricted individuals?
Because corruption is creative.
The Hippocratic Party simply decided to be more creative.
If an official can’t trade stocks, neither should:
- Their cousins
- Their interns
- Their neighbors
- Their memoir acknowledgments
- Their emergency contacts
- Their college roommates
- Their godparents
- Their in‑laws
- Their “like family” friends
- Or anyone who has ever bought them lunch
Why?
Because influence spreads faster than a group text.
6. Lobbyists & PACs
Why can’t lobbyists be paid?
Because if someone is being paid to influence legislation, they’re not advocating—they’re advertising.
Democracy should not be a subscription service.
Why match PAC donations with Treasury payments?
Because if someone wants to spend $10 million to influence an election, the least they can do is help pay down the national credit card.
Why the extra satirical rules?
Because PACs and lobbyists have spent decades inventing creative ways to influence government.
The Hippocratic Party simply decided to be more creative.
7. Commitment to Public Trust
The heart of the platform.
Public office is a calling, not a career plan.
These rules ensure that those who serve do so with integrity, clarity, and a refreshing lack of stock‑trading scandals.
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